resonance> 'kins and Mart.  Joined at the gerbil

* Fluffy nails Martavius to the wall

Kasey> sorry, I left Fluffy at work

Martavius> snorfled.irc.smashed-solutions.drunkalactus
ceruleangalactus> exactly
Martavius> little slow and blurry, but it works

Martavius> no romance today, GW?
* GreyWyvern pats the couch... "Sorry dear, not 
  tonight, I have a polyfill induced headache"

* Jeremy passes a asbestos suit to Mart: You'll need to 
  put this on, and throw away your clothes

Kasey> no, we don't discuss small furry things until 
  we get to gerbils

* Kasey beats head against wall
* Martavius gets Kasey a pillow
* Kasey smokes the pillow

Rhiannon> Hm, my web browser has stopped working
Rhiannon> Iwonder why that would be
Jeremy> Does it say 'Microsoft Internet Explorer' in 
  the titlebar? I've found that seems to affect things

Jeremy> easy with the brit-bashing... We're out of 
  season

* Martavius vibes the gerbils
Jeremy> is that legal?
Vavatch> Not in the UK

Fluffy> damn liberal canadians

voidmaster> Beating on the MghtyMart(tm)? Surely not! 
  ;)
Martavius> I'm trademarked? cool!

CleanFluffy> mart you've never been and never will be, 
  innocent

* Jeremy isn't sure if he's dead, dying or molting

* voidmaster chuckles quietly to himself and strokes 
  his gerbil

* Martavius wonders who's flogging dolphins around here

Xiris> I'd rather have one of the glow in the dark 
  bunny rabbits.

Cortana> you can always shave them :)

EyeR81> well at first i would put it on my finger and 
  let him lick it off 
Cortana> I had a bad go with a rottie once...bit me up 
  good
ceruleangalactus> Cort - they are very kissable

ceruleangalactus> I met her when she was 13
Xiris> Hot or not, I wouldn't let a 13 year old do 
  ANYTHING with her tongue to me.

ceruleangalactus> I told you, eye, you cant make toast 
  in a VCR
EyeR81> yeah but it wasnt toast, it was waffles

EyeR81> i would get CG shaved into the back of my head

Martavius> she was dead when I found her...honest!

* Cortana{MasterAtTrout} whacks Xiris with the Holy 
  trout of smiting

Xiris-SG> Sorry, that was me with the waterfowl.

PrincessOfSweborg> "what are you doing, dear?" "just 
  jerking off in the name of science..."

King_o_Spec> SPEC : GW was snorfled last night

Martavius2> giving yourself one guarantees breaking 
  something
Zaphod> well, you can do a pretty good job on the 
  arms/shoulders of self, but that's about it

ceruleangalactus> settle down, or I'll whiffle all 
  o'y'all

Kasey> well hell i paid a dollar for it, i'm damn well 
  gonna eat it!

* ceruleangalactus reminds Kasey that he is still 
  nailed to a bit of wood

* brrdbrrain does not eat fish, but likes hot things
ceruleangalactus> its more than just fish and heat, tho

EyeR81> hehe no not yellow i made it myself! it is 
  white

* rayven[work] ponders how much coke an elephant would 
  have to do... damn

wassana> Martavius: Amber apologizes for not coming.

EyeR81> cerulean do it to me and i can put it on my 
  site?

EyeR81> why is it being rejected?
ceruleangalactus> I'll rename it

EyeR81> is that so freakin hard
rayven> you know it :)

wassana> cg is a step behind.
ceruleangalactus> always - story of my life dude

wassana> i'm still beating you i think.
rayven> who? me?
sarahvb[movingboxes]> wassana's beating rayven! call 
  the cops!

* EyeR81 repeats her earlier statement....we CAN just 
  cuddle.

ceruleangalactus> red pubes - weird
EyeR81> yeah i dont know how well i would do for that
* wassana has never seen red pubes.

jurisenpai> cg: I don't think anything with a pulse 
  would be "wrong" for you ;)
Zaphod> I would think that being cute couldn't hurt
ceruleangalactus> hey, dont sell yrself short kiddo
wassana> "I'm not dating you! You're cute!"

* Zaphod pokes Eye
EyeR81> he decided that his penis belonged somewhere 
  else

* matt-hatter slaps himself before anyone else does

EyeR81> does anyone else find that slightly wrong and 
  somewhat disturbing?

Martavius> i_monk has ebola, or some such
rayven> how does someone get ebola in toronto?
EyeR81> moosehead
ceruleangalactus> from Tim Hortons

jurisenpai> dalya: I think we're wreaking havoc with 
  those males again..

Xiris> I'll trade you KC if for Juri.  How's that 
  sound?
ceruleangalactus> no deal Xiris
ceruleangalactus> you may have kasey
ceruleangalactus> I'll keep juri and Dalya
Xiris> How about I keep KC and you let me borrow Dalya 
  on the odd days?
Zaphod> um, can I put in a bid on Dayla?
* EyeR81 is a free agent?
* Cortana was traded for the states of Texas and Florida
ceruleangalactus> No dealing on Dalya - she is mine
Martavius> NOT RADINGK ASEY
Martavius> "Thou shalt not trade Kasey"

Dalya> see, juri knows what I'm talking about...there's
   nothing wrong with leading on, oops, I mean dating 
  more than one guy at a time

* Xiris likes the affirmation that he's not imagining 
  things.

* Martavius pulls out the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch

* Xiris thinks someone should calculate the geographic 
  center of all CM's, weighted per membership #'s, and 
  plan a big meet in whatever little town is closest to 
  the result.

EyeR81> i have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of 
  my tongue

Fladnag> I always got the giggles watching the old 
  woman whacking the cat against the wall...

Martavius> GW - no more brute forcing my sister! ;)

Cortana> elevator music is a fate worse than death I 
  think

* Martavius hands Eye a hammer, and a duck...go nuts

wassana> It is not known why Daigle was giving his 
  parrot a shower. 

EyeR81> quit sniffin the glue
* ceruleangalactus cant - the tube is stuck to my nose

resonance[work]> Nickserv, you bastard!  You killed 
  Wraith!

* EyeR81 has a bottle of vodka and a gallon of OJ 
  within 2 feet of her...and the day off from work 
  tomorrow.

* Kasey doesn't work for peanuts

* Ben did NOT have sexual relations with that 
  corporation

Kasey[icecream]> res> no, I just layon my stomach 
  every 45 minutes and pray to him while facing 
  southwest

pelrun> resonance[work]: ok, that's like $150 for me. 
  God knows how much it would have been 8 years ago 
  when I actually could have used it
ceruleangalactus> mmmm listerine and Vodka

* GreyWyvern is home and loaded!
* GreyWyvern survived the trip back on Oh Henrys and 
  Chocolate milk...

* jurisenpai is NOT going to get into any sort of 
  debate on oral sex

Dalya> "Spank me! Spank me!

Martavius> MOREL IQUOR

Dalya> you've got two coconuts and you're bangin' 'em 
  together

ChaoticFluffy> mul tit asking? why not just ask for regular tits?
diablochicken> "signs point to nipples"

t[a]xicafe> lynch mobs on coffee break :)

missphinx> diablo are you related to Wild or am I getting my fowls confused?

* Kasey ponders the oddness of human personality (this 
  has nothing to do with marshmallow-based foods)

Cortana> butterfly?
resonance> has two wings, occasionally wireless if powered by button batteries

* ChaoticFluffy recalls her bout with hysteria last night

resonance> elbow elbow wrist wrist
missphinx> funky hat, stiff smile

diablochicken> duplicitousness -> talking nipples -> vibrators -> queen waves
* ChaoticFluffy ponders that progression

zel[work]> it always comes back to sex
Cortana> or computers
ChaoticFluffy> or computer sex

* ChaoticFluffy wonders why B is never in here for the sex dicsussions.

diablochicken> I have no trout.

resonance> considering neither have external sex organs

ChaoticFluffy> damn that means I can't have sex with men...I think they're another species

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* missphinx knows ascii but not in the biblical sense

diablochicken> I never had sexual relations with that trout, miss lewinsky.
resonance> so what exactly did you do with that cigar and that trout, Mr. DiabloChicken?

* missphinx thinks that "a/c" is an acronym for butterfly vibrator

* Kasey giggles, picturing what researcher decided 
  that.  sweet...yet crunchy.  hmm, ooh 
  baby...

ChaoticFluffy> NOS SEXUALR ELATIONS

diablochicken> why can't I just get paid for getting stoned and watching movies?

* missphinx is embarrassed she doesn't know what a Halo is so goes to look it up

Jazar> ok for the record taxi does *not* have three buttocks

Xiris[work]> So how'd the public flogging wrap up?

* ChaoticFluffy is now confused

resonance> hmm.  The Abdominal Wall: An Overlooked Source of Pain.  Fun reading for today...

zel[work]> and Pappi, thx for the pictures of Xiris ;)

diablochicken> if microsoft showed up in a box at my apartment, I would be very worried.

wassana> Bill Gates: "As part of the settlement with the Justice Department, I must orally pleasure everyone once for each time their Windows box crashed."
zel[work]> except I don't want Bill Gates pleasuring me, thank you very much

dante> obviously i missed the makeup sex

wassana> Ever noticed how too much sweat in one place smells like piss?

* Martavius looks for some ducks to shoot

wassana> Well, I was before. But it's all in the past.

fortytwo> no way, astralpunch - our s'more technology 
  is light years ahead of our competitors' - we can 
  never divulge our snacking secrets

Rhiannon> It wasn't just one guy. :)
missphinx> something to do with roughage :)

* Cortana loves Peep-Jousting

fortytwo> trees are evil. they house the spirits of 
  ancient dead things, creepy creepy.

Rhiannon> astral: But they balloon out in such an 
  astonishing way! And then they get CRUNCHY!

Cortana> There.  Separation achieved.

Cortana> Mart> we're abusing people.

yorky_bar> You probably chew hamsters. Marry a penguin

Martavius> "your parents met on a petrie dish"...ouch

rayven> good thing you're back. cort was about to 
  abuse me and i might need a little backup
wassana> Cortana can suck it. No one abuses you but me.

wassana> You gave a margarita to a nine year old girl?
rayven> no, i sold smokes to a 4-year-old. :)

Curlay[JustPlainUpset]> why am I SOOO horrible at 
  swallowing pills?

wassana> If you love some body better set them on fire

wassana> You can tell he's right b/c he's using big 
  words.

* Cortana knows enough about parts of medicine to be 
  dangerous

wassana> If they made children's tylenol without the 
  tylenol, I would have eaten it like candy.

resonance> basically self-destructs and turns into a 
  consistency somewhere around hard rubber to rock

* rayven is intrigued by irwando's idea and wants to 
  subscribe to his newsletter

irwando> Dude, I get tan by candlelight.

* Cortana[fedex] used to have a tan.
Martavius> before the game sequestered you inside, 
  Cort?
Cortana[fedex]> Martavius> before I left California
Cortana[fedex]> I had to turn it in to the State Dept 
  when I left
Martavius> damn, that's gotta suck
Cortana[fedex]> yeah
Cortana[fedex]> Ohio doesnt allow tan
Martavius> no state transfers at all?
Cortana[fedex]> nope
Cortana[fedex]> I've applied for expatriate status to 
  get it back

* irwando doesn't even know what key he's currently in, 
  and sees no need to change it.

Xiris[work]> 3 times in a year must be a record.

* resonance reminds himself to stay at least 10 km from 
  any area where rayven is known to be driving

* rayven laughs at the mental picture of wass in a 
  bikini

wassana> Now, where to put the skating poop photo...
rayven> under friends?

*** matt-hatter changes topic to '(wassana) Poop has a 
butt? It boggles the mind to imagine what comes out.'

astral-work> doesn't seem like Thursday.
irwando> Thursday all day.
El_Muchacho> Until tommorrow.

lana> Did you check the Trail? ;-)

*** Topic is ' I hear that Jesus had a 
stuntman do that crucifiction bit though...I don't 
blame him.'

zel[work]> I want to meet all of you goofballs, er, I 
  mean geniuses
Martavius> genius? where?
* Martavius reloads for rocket scientist

Martavius> one room, 8 people, rayven?

fortytwo> i can read french, too - i just have no idea 
  what i'm reading
* Martavius has a loose grasp of English, and that's 
  good enough for him
fortytwo> I only speak two languages: English and bad 
  English
Martavius> unless you count Drunken Rambling as a 
  language
rayven> mart, i have a masters in drunken rambling 
  english :)

Cortana> yet another QOTD: There are very few personal 
  problems that cannot be solved through a suitable 
  application of high explosives.


* Cortana pictures the opener of the new opera to take 
  place in a small house...with a man singing in a 
  muted tenor voice...I am coroner sweborg...

* rayven fears 55" of anything

* rayven is amazed at how much bigger her room is when 
  it's clean

Vavatch> What's this thing about a pole?
zel[work]> Vavatch: you were the topic a few days ago. 
   Someone said you had a big pole.  

fortytwo> Nicole has no voice. but whatever. she's got 
  tits.

Martavius> ok, now we just need volunteers to kidnap 
  PMs for the crossover
Wraith> Probably less expensive to just send airfare...
Martavius> Wraith - less fun, though

* Kasey refuses to pay, at least right now...there are 
  other things that need my $70
* Martavius gives Kasey a quarter

* wassana reiterates his policy on jail time: if you go 
  to jail I will go there and make fun of you.

EyeR81> Next Saturday night's Headline: "Mass Trouting 
  in Downtown Toronto. Film at 11"


* Kasey offers cortana her even suckier one

* rayven suddenly feels all flushed and looks around to 
  discover the source of that ping

* Martavius loads a pack of schnoodles into the cannon

Cortana> heh, some hotel guy came to ask me if I would 
  stop doing a karaoke act....I forgot I was singing 
  along 

zel> great, my boss is choking our intern. brb

* Kasey[trousers] hands her skirt to one of the boys
*** Cortana is now known as Cortana[skirted]
*** zel is now known as zel[skirtedwithnounderwear]

Xiris[w]> My favorite bit of flirting from Zel:  When 
  she comments how smart men are sexy every time one of 
  us recites some bit of trivia we know.  It's hard not 
  to get a big head when she does that. :)

* Kasey[trousers] thinks this convo is getting kinkier 
  than even *she* is used to

* Kasey[trousers] wonders why everyone is taking off 
  their clothes al lof a sudden
Xiris[w]> Because we like you, KC.

wassana> Well, I never fucked a goat.
irwando> Go to Arkansas wass, they'll take care of you.
wassana> Hey, if I wanted a goat I could get a goat.

wassana> I dated the devil once, but we only danced in 
  the campus bar and that's artificially lit.

brrdbrrain> yay! nekkid Kasey

irwando> Twork, have I told you lately how glad I am 
  that you're on that side of the country?

* brrdbrrain places tiny helmets on gerbils to appease 
  Kasey

MegaHAL> Beer in 1 hour, 15 minutes at Microsoft. All 
  are invited.

Kasey> gaaaahhh! Wassana did NOT mention that there's 
  nekkid guy pics on this baiting site!

irwando> See, the barntender likes me, so I got 
  nothing to fear.

zel> and to address something you said earlier, I 
  don't think I'm flirting when I say smart men are 
  sexy.
zel> It's a fact.
* Martavius is a smartass, if that counts
zel> how could a smart ass not be sexy?!

Martavius> damn...we're not allowed nuclear weapons at 
  a convention?

msphinx> Martavius can host the schnoodle room party

* Kasey[mmmm] is happy and full of chinese now

spanner> A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar
spanner> The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Kasey> I aim to please

missphinx> he wasn't insulted. he *is* blurry

rayven> after this whole game experience, i'm 
  beginning to think there are way too many photos of 
  me all over the internet

* Ben "probes" wassy

* Martavius gives Kasey a caramel gerbil

* Kasey yawns
* Martavius stuffs a live gerbil in Kasey's open mouth

fortytwo> i think i'm illegal in mississippi

missphinx> You wouldn't have to put it in, you know.
missphinx> just on.

wassana> Sorry, I prefer the other kind of Aural Sex

* Cortana will be taking a wall.

* Cortana thinks this game works better in person.
* Kasey thinks she is not sleeping tonight...this is 
  addictive

wassana> Cortana can come.
Cortana> you have to start off Wass

* JayR thinks the lightbulb is hot

Mart[not_testing]> FF - I'm almost out of gerbils, and 
  have to save 'em for the crossover

* wassana told you it was hard

* NeoSUPERIORITY-COMPLEX makes Wassana suck it, in the 
  form of a rather high-pressure waterstream

wassana> they conclude that their ancestors are a 
  bunch of sex perverts because
*** ceruleangalactus has joined #evanchan

wassana> So if you broke into someone else's home, 
  Priapus would sodomize you.
* fortytwo suddenly feels the urge to do a little B&E

wassana> What are you doing, fortytwo[uptonogood]?

fortytwo[uptonogood]> and i'm not doing anyone at the 
  moment

Martavius> sleep = what people do between updates

* ceruleangalactus brute forces Kasey

* Martavius hasn't been near Kasey's crack

Martavius> NOF IRTINGC ORT

Martavius> don't look at me...I'm a foreigner, 
  remember?

* Cortana would be happy to lend Kasey his cajones, but 
  he's rather attached to them

Kasey[here]> If every guy were a complete gentleman 
  then my love life would be *completely* nonexistant, 
  as opposed to *mostly.*

* Kasey[here] thinks if you want to do that, go ahead 
  and slap some balls into him

Cortana> well, you can tell him he's being dumb by 
  sitting around spanking it with a thumb up is ass.

Kasey>: Convince the dumbass to shoot the fish and 
win a night in Kasey's t-shirt.

Cortana[food|clean]> I so need a 12 step program for 
  IRC.
Cortana[food|clean]> or a Kasey showercam.

Mart[not_testing]> Dan - are you pondering what I'm 
  pondering?
DanHon[pondering]> That when it goes dark at night, 
  it's because the planet is blinking?

* Jeremy , lost in deep thought about what a 
  gerbil-bomb would look like, and how effective it 
  would be at causing damage, receieves a bruise on his 
  head when said item hits him

Kasey[slave]> begone, breasts!

* Mart[not_testing] checks how many cats he can get 
  into the cannon, out of boredom
Kasey[slave]> Mart> i think the number depends on the 
  individual cats' schnoodle factors

* Kasey[slave] wants the middle half

* Mart[not_testing] wonders how many pearls fit in the 
  cannon, and how much_that_will cost

cyranix9> FF31: just don't look at it long and hard ;)

DanHon> You're gonna come back having lost your A.I. 
  virginity!

EyeR81> i draw the line at large farm animals

Lou> wait, there's a swedish chef version of google?

zel> OT: I just found out my 40 year old aunt has a 
  screen name of sweetsexypeach

[oli]> if milk is lumpy, is it still good ?

Cortana> I've heard that the nextdoor neighbors are 
  tasty.

Kasey> NON UTE ATING

Kasey> it was delicious, but it was also *huge*...I 
  could only get through half of it, and that was with 
  my friend helping me

Kasey> holy lag
Cortana> Holy Lag?  oooo that requires a special hammer
* Cortana hands Kasey the Blessed Lag Abatement Hammer

P[a]ppi> and some just don't... they're not made for 
  use in other places

Cortana> 7,500 Detectives, One Dead Guy, One Website

red42> "Dude, you really gotta quit sleeping in that 
  burning dumpster."

rayven> everyone should have a mac :)
irwando> THey make good fish tanks.

* LaundryFluffy smooths her fluff, as per Dan's 
  previous orders

rayven> goes in either the head or body portion

LaundryFluffy> just don't get sweaty today, then pull 
  it back before you go

Ktnb> Don't You Want Me
wassana> Did I? Oh well.

deny_n[7]> Jesus was your Aunt?

deny_n[7]> I've only known you guys since May? of this 
  year, or was "the game" last year?  (/me has lost all 
  track of time)

Ktnb-meeting> transvestites?
Ktnb-meeting> where?
* deny_n[7] bows

EyeR81> you cant tell its fake just by looking at it?

matt-hatter> damn....the terrorists are going to 
  attack both New York, Washington, AND Boston? what 
  are they? Blue Jays fans?

Fluffy> yeah I want them back...with the blood cleaned 
  off, unlike last time!

deny_n[7]> Life is hard, and so am i - you gotta give 
  me something, before I die -

ceruleangalactus> Im gonna eat it anyway

fortytwo> i'm bound to say something scandalous

FrustratedFluffy> hmm, tying me down already and its 
  not even dark out yet...!

* deny_n[7] is mildly annoyed that he can't type with 
  his hands anymore

* petbugs types 'man, this is getting out of hand'

deny_n[7]> get off my ducks!

GigoloShane[cg]> 'I think thats anal sex... or it 
  could just be a tree'

* Martavius drugs cg, and sells him for lunch money

MstressLz[killingINBOX-820]> Wait a minute. Since when 
  am I a nurse?
MstressLz[killingINBOX-820]> I can't even operate a 
  fork.

Fluffy> Mart! Stop beating your duck!

*** infinite_monkey has quit IRC (Quit: I could really 
use a week in the woods, screaming at the trees and 
rocks.)
* Martavius pictures i_monk trouting a tree, and falls 
  off his chair laughing

zel> I thought RAM was the measure of the hard drive

MistressLiz[lame]> Sigh... freakin' people having sex 
  in my shower without bothering to include me.

Fluffy> hmm...the hair might get caught in my teeth, 
  no?

Fluffy> "Step right up! US$3 to see the Amazing Fluffy 
  flirt with That Canuck!"

Cortana> I'm just so used to being hit on by other men 
  now, thanks to twork

Jeremy_Work> aarrggghhh.... I've got an oscillating 
  penguin

Cortana> although you hate to suddenly end up naked 
  with some guy and have him say "When was the last 
  time you shaved?"

EyeR81> I just went to New Jersey. It was...a state.

DanHon> I made something look gorgeous again! :)

EyeR81> i would say drinking has more benefits over 
  the stock market now.

Lizzy> Jesus, this thing bounces a lot

petbugs> and on that note, i've gotta get back out 
  there hammering on stuff

MistressLiz[lame]> Hey, if I had the option of having 
  sex in my shower, I'd invite everyone I knew.

DanHon> (resists tempation to get a sub and do a sonar 
  -ping- of Manhattan)

DanHon> Nah, we're hoping to employ 7,500 workers by 
  promising them a trout-free life if they comply ;)

Lizzy> I love bouncing the penguin off the planets

* DanHon can authoratively state that he is bigger than 
  most cats

* Martavius wonders if he's on the "To Be Hoarded 
  Later" list

Jeremy> aaarrrgghhh! Why doesn't this software work...?
cyranix9_distracted> does it bear the word Microsoft, 
  jeremy?

* Cerberus runs around the room, going 'Bibble'

grimace[crazygolf]> i see no Fluffy
Fluffy> i am fluffy

GigoloShane[cg]> gah, I am _such_ a dancing monkey

* Fluffy would rather brute force the brothers, but I 
  take when I can get

* Lizzy thinks someone should write 'A Beginner's Guide 
  to #evanchan'
Fluffy> "Number One: leave brain at the door"
Fluffy> "Number 2: Always pack your libido"
Fluffy> "Number 3: Newbies are fun"
Lizzy> "Number 4: Always pack your trout"
Jeremy> "Number 5: Random space key failure is common, 
  together with caps lock failure"
Lizzy> "Number 6: Learn to use /me before entering"
cyranix9_DirkGently> Number 7: changing nicks is 
  essential for survival
Cortana[folding]> Number 8: Bad jokes are a way of life
Jeremy> Number 9: Stay away from the cliff edge, but 
  do have a look at the Jacuzzi area behind the bar
Jeremy> 10: Honour Jeremy's couch

* Lizzy got the penguin into orbit

* ceruleangalactus 's brain was stolen and replaced by 
  a can of beans, so please forgive any stupidity

ceruleangalactus> gerbil goes in here <--------------

* Fluffy thwaps computer. Give me back my memory!

Fluffernutter> there'll be no genital-waving in here, 
  thanks

ceruleangalactus> holy crap...... I don't actually 
  exist

Fluffernutter> well you're not edible or sugary, 
  shaney-poo

MistressLiz[lame]> Grrr. I'm not a fickle woman! I'm a 
  lonely, desperate woman. :P

MistressLiz[lame]> Oooh... I wonder if I get a 
  handicap for being blonde. :)

ceruleangalactus> whats biting my ankle?

ceruleangalactus> mmmm Freon - it not just for 
  breakfast anymore :)

Lorijin> heh, John Cleese was apparently on some TV 
 show during the Clinton administration.
Lorijin> And they asked him what the differences btw 
  the US and UK were.
Lorijin> He said there were 3 differences:
Lorijin> 1) We speak English and you don't/
Lorijin> 2) When we hold a World Championship for a 
 sport, we invite other countries
Lorijin> 3) When you meet the Head of State in 
  England, you only need to get down on *one* knee.

MistressLiz[P-and-A]> Okay. I'm really going to go 
  work now.
* MistressLiz[P-and-A] puts her clothing back on.

red42> dude, don't you dare poop in your hand...
GigoloShane[cg]> I didn't say it was _my_ feces :)

Fluffy> I told you to stop humping people's legs...!

resonance> !wouldprobablymarrywhoevercouldgethimchocola
  techipcookiesrightnow
resonance> !maybeevenshaneifthey'rereallyreallygoodchoc
  olatechipcookies

GigoloShane[cg]> 'This is Zel, we got arrested at 
  O'Hare'
zel> If we had more time, we could get arrested at 
  Target too ;)

resonance> sucks when they remove the seats from the 
  bikes without telling you, neh?  :-)

GigoloShane[cg]> Cleveland is like the hell of having 
  bamboo shards driven into yr eyes

Cringer> If Kasey got Opped, I'd be in trouble.

cta_17> I have one of those sad Macs.  I haven't 
  turned it on in a year
Cringer> It can be hard to turn a Mac on. Try oysters.

Kasey> well stop sucking them then, Xiris[w]!

Xiris[w]> Kasey, long after you've gone, I'll still 
  remember you as having the only vibrating gerbil.

* resonance sings... Yo ho, don't bugger the sheep...

homer> save me Jebus!

* ceruleangalactus will help the ladies de-innocence 
  themselves

* Kasey thinks we might get spanked again if we do that

Xiris[w]> deny> It helps to be a little off the head - 
  it allows you to switch moods pretty rapidly.

* Kasey ponders having a big @ branded on her ass
* Martavius wonders if Kasey will now tell people to 
  kiss her @?

zel> hey, who's playing with my mode?

Cortana> Dude I'm SO not touching HAL's bunghole.

ceruleangalactus> I got groped by Grimace once

Cortana> brrd> it's pretty and easy, what do you 
  expect?

brrd> Cort>well, um, I don't need his kind of Candy
Cortana> brrd> I do, now and again.

ceruleangalactus> yr gonna be my cute l'il 
  knowledge-monkey :)

resonance> you know, it's a bad sign when you can't 
  tell which can of Diet Coke on your desk is the one 
  that's not empty

* Lizzy[EDT] just saw a tree walking up the lane

ceruleangalactus> I dont trout
resonance> you just flounder

Lizzy[EDT]> Just don't kill it, coz we're already got 
  enough dead animals around here.

zel> I wonder if they make a pink leather whip?

zel> There's talk of starting an #ec commune

AsimovK> underwear isn't so good...hot oil splashing 
  on the body sucks

red42> new t-shirt: "My friends went to a party and 
  all I got was the Chicken McNuggets."

Lizzy[EDT]> Aaaah, I think someone is moving in, and 
  using the back entrance. 

red42> man, the last place I wanna be spending the 
  night is on the sidewalk in downtown Seattle

*** KradDrol has quit IRC (Quit: Without life, there is 
no death. Without death, there is no life. Does this 
give anyone else a migraine?)

Mart[work]> Motivation alone is not enough.  If you 
  have an idiot and
Mart[work]> you motivate him, now you have a motivated 
  idiot.

* ceruleangalactus puts on his safety googles

Jeremy> I must be the gerbils

Jeremy> I think the CM folk would be very worried 
  about what we talk about in here

* Lizzy hippos Mart

Lizzy[EDT]> It's just another reason to party
ceruleangalactus> everything is a reason to party

Jeremy> Stop hitting me with that small person!

ceruleangalactus> it may be long, but it is good

* Lizzy hides the fact that none of hers are legal

Lizzy> A brain scan has revealed Andrew Caddick is not 
  suffering from a stress fracture of the shin.

* Xiris[w] gets smacked by Martavius everytime he 
  imagines Kasey, so he doesn't do it any more.

Cortan[a]> it's reclining.  A LOT.  and it won't stand 
  up straight

* [oli] seriously thinks he was dropped on his head 
  _several_ times at birth..

GiddyFluffy> Brian made, um, *friends* with the 
  furniture
astral-work> you hooked up with the couch?  that must 
  have been dazzling.
Grey[sleepyawake]> I rode the stuffing out of it!

* deny now knows pizza does give you nightmares, or he 
  has a poltergeist.. either or he's not too happy this 
  morning

* zel clears throat and tries again...
* brrdbrrain has not forgotten Cort...get over here
* GiddyFluffy grabs cort as he runs past her
GiddyFluffy> brdd type the damn password!

GiddyFluffy> don't put any more holes in yourself, dude

* deny looks down and sees he's being restained with 
  what appears to a silk nightie...

EyeR81> cortana says i should get an f150 but i would look like a lesbian driving it

Xiris> Hmmm....  pickle it.  That'll work.
Rhiannon> I've missed 4 already!

* GiddyFluffy just walked into a cute trap
GiddyFluffy> dammit and it wasn't even mart's fault 
  this time

red42> oops, I vas distracted by GI Joes

Cortana> I think it's safe to say that horny is an 
  emotion.
red42> cort: I thought "cold" was an emotion too, 
  until the Vulcan told me otherwise

ct[a]_17> we had one of those, it went under

* brrdbrrain is curious about the whole twin thing

deny> headline: Russian Television Scores Hit With New 
  Game Show Who Wants To Eat A Meal?

deny> some things covered by durham21's Intro Week 
  page:  "drinking, eating, clubbing, your union 
  rights... handling your balls.."

* deny is amazed at eye's, uh.. type-setting skills

petbugs> well, a wipe and reinstall would probably do 
  it

* Xiris goes off to find a very large dog.
astralpunch> he likes things that are just bizarre
deny> I'm sure you can get back into it

Lizzy> Is your trumpet in one piece?
Jeremy> Looks like it

zel> Jeremy, you can give some to me 
Xiris> CG> No you're not, you drew 5th.
ceruleangalactus> who's 1st then?

Xiris> Sure Pappi> I could eat more than 5 of you any time.

brrdbrrain> red> have you ever had fresh morels, not the dried kind?
* red42 has no morels
* Martavius had some, but he sold 'em on ebay

* WorkFluffy takes the GERBIL out of cg's throat. Try 
  it now, hon

* WorkFluffy pomders whether hippos should be 
  considered as unacceptable as gerbils and ducks

red42> fluffy: we're not giving out crotches...

* ceruleangalactus holds up a sign - 'Vote CG for @'

* Martavius thwaps cg with a moose

Ben> I think I have gremlins

ceruleangalactus> I've read things, wait - no I havent

* EyeR81 sings
* EyeR81 watches the room go deef
* ceruleangalactus 's ears bleed
* Martavius listens...but his hearing aid is off
* Martavius wanders off to look for Kasey
* ceruleangalactus 's mind wanders

* ceruleangalactus needs David Letterman to tell him 
  what to do

* EyeR81 is half italian and half irish
* EyeR81 gets drunk and breaks her own legs

fortytwo> arie is not getting orally pleasured by amy 
  right now

* Kasey pulls a rayven: "I can vouch for [insert male 
  CM's name here]'s straightness"

* EyeR81 lost those in her last breakup and has yet to 
  replace them
ceruleangalactus> oh well, I'll just nick em from Dalya

ceruleangalactus> Video _didnt_ kill the radio star, 
  it was liver failure

red42> "What is your gender?  Male   Female    Michael Jackson"

* Kasey rotfl. I almost just said "i think I saw martin 
  naked" (meaning swinton) until i realized how bad 
  that'd sound

ceruleangalactus> Holy Mother Eye ( and her ass of 
  rightiousness)

deny[hindi]> may the cow follow your path like a 
  wandering siva

* Fluffy needs a life (which would emcompass a boy, 
  good food, and lots of drinks)
* ceruleangalactus points at Mart

* deny marks off "Suck Major Donkey Balls" from todo 
  list..

* deny hums along to the rubber song 
Fluffy> "the rubber song"? which version of Sesame 
  Street did YOU watch, deny?!

* deny remembers walking in on Cerul and a five assed 
  donkey the other day..
ceruleangalactus> I swear she was drunk, or stoned

* cyranix9[stud] begs, rolls over, and fetches for a 
  TOOC

Ktnb> I got attacked by an insane man and then 
  kidnapped by aliens.

* Kasey prepares for more naked-man video

FusionAddict> Confuseus say:  Man locked in pantry has 
  ass in jam

EyeR81> i need a puppy though thats the problem
EyeR81> i cant do an adult dog

Cortana> please, I play for other people's gadgets for a 
  living
* Kasey thinks that's illegal in all states but Nevada, 
  Cortana

red42> here's another good twisted tune:  "For Those Who 
  Bombed Iraq... We Salute You"

Rhiannon> I think my dad still owes him a coupla goats or 
  something

ceruleangalactus> better than being killeded by a 
  stampede of camels

EyeR81> i got a totem pole that will work

red42> Los Angeles (AP) - Marvin the Martian was detained 
  by FBI operatives today as part of a nationwide 
  terrorism dragnet.  Said an unnamed agent, "When Marvin 
  said 'I'm going to blow up the earth', we figured we had 
  a solid lead."

Xiris> Foam bug.... polkadot shorts.  I can't reconcile 
  the two.

Xiris> No, it was after meeting him at the concert and 
  learning he's got a nuclear warhead tied to his vitals.

red42> "turn around and lemme see yer ass"

EricHester> OOHH...right...i put that in ShotInFilms 
  hands...sorry...
EyeR81> yeah and he just totally dropped the ball

* Cortana is now brain-broken
Cortana> bibble bibble bibble...

Xiris> You're not the slowest one here today after all, 
  Mart.

* EyeR81 remembers this one time at band camp she went for 
  a ride in a car

ceruleangalactus> Can I borrow the bride for 48 minutes - 
  we have a date with the baggage go round?

sorceress> hmm...well at least my ears haven't been 
  bitten off by rats

* doraemon puts it back in his pocket, and then climbs in 
  himself...

Cortana> brrd> nope, but stuff expires eventually, unless 
  you reset it

* brrd is left-handed....she likes that hand a lot

* Martavius averts his eyes as deny ovates

headmocker> I have this horrible image in my mind of a 
  woman in heavy 80's makeup screaming orgasmically while 
  gripping a pair of big clown shoes

Cortana> hey, no dorking cg

astralpunch> deny: I haven't gotten the new cables yet
deny> astral--> right;)    I'm just anxious to see if it 
  works out for you;)

Kasey> deny put your freakmonkey away. Use him in the 
  privacy of your bedroom, not to slap other men!

ceruleangalactus> nah, I just wants to wear the spandex

Grey> Do you throw yourself around and toss yourself 
  between your legs?
ceruleangalactus> only when Im drunk

* ceruleangalactus doesnt go down

ceruleangalactus> "We should give the pilots unloaded 
  guns, and then ask the media not to report that they're 
  unloaded. Also, don't print this." 

ceruleangalactus> my opinion should be the only one that 
  anyone listens to

Cortana[WestWing]> it's small
Cortana[WestWing]> but it works
red42> that it does
* red42 hands cort a tenner

headmocker> it's hard to catch it at just the right angle 
  so it doesn't fall off

headmocker> have you guys seen the abcnews.com story on 
  how female trout fake orgasms?

Cortana> heh, mascots are always hot

cta_17> luckily, all I had to do was wave, it was heavy

astral-work> Oh, Dan, I bought a new toy.
astral-work> So now I have to come up with a use for the Deluxe.

ceruleangalactus> Visa - the patriotic way to be in debt 
  up to yr eyeballs :)

* ceruleangalactus has it, but hasnt installed it yet

Wraith> red42: have you ever seen anyone slobbered to 
  death?
Wraith> its not a pretty sight...

* EyeR81 will not eat anything that whales shit on

deny> Honey put away that Dido!