<skullmocker> dude, i have this asian man fetish, but not when the 
  man is more  feminine than i am

<kenbo> You make me want to rub room temperature cooking grease 
  all about and in my naughty parts my dear sweet Prince. I long to rub 
  my chin against your nonexistent eyebrow

<kizmet> has access been properly tied to a tree?

<MosServ> Quick, change the topic before this is renamed #cybersex

* headmocker|maybe_cute is NOT A MASCOT, DAMMIT

<AccessMDC> i found it in my burrito
* headmocker does NOT want to know what Access has in his burrito

<MosServ> Sarcasm detector? THAT's a useful invention.

<ceruleangalactus> Austin Powers 3: Its Still Better Than Star Wars 
  Ep 2

<headmocker> damn, i decide to unplug for the afternoon, and i get 
  back and all this stuff has happened.... that'll teach me to have a real 
  life

* AccessMDC pulls out shotgun "just dont start eatin brains"

<SpaceBass> "preserve your corporate secrets by writing them 
  backwards!"

<Cortana> heh, I got flamed for trouting sam greenlaw

<AccessMDC> they have cheese injected in them

<headmocker> and it's SO important that your testicles be strong 
  when you ski

<ceruleangalactus> ooh, converting heathens for fun

* headmocker makes mental note to never ever get a great gaping 
  wound

<AccessMDC> nothing but the best for the mentally opressed

<AccessMDC> as long as they dont come from a pair of pants, I 
  guess its ok

<Kizmet> he says he's a fish because that is what everyone assumes

* sap[a]goo wishes more CMer's were named after European rivers.

* ceruleangalactus admires his convo killing ability

<jamesi> i used to a member of #plex for Plexata... so i've gone from talking about 
mathematical equations and puzzle solving to a room where I can talk about sex 
with farm animals... CHEERS!

<Martavius> a female hunting cg is like shooting ducks in #ec - no 
  contest

<Cortana> please prevent me from doing massive damage to Sam 
  Greenlaw.

<Zeus> All hail the Ruler of Olympus!
* sapagoo prefers the Tape Measure of Olympus.

<jamesi> LOL a pint of ass... otherwise known as Foster's Lager

<Kizmet> no juggleing of the boobies please sir.

*** AccessMDC is now known as AccessMDC[wiener

* SpaceBass hits on everyone in the room just in case

<jamesi> yeah, like we wanted to know about you pulling out of a cow either

* jamesi doesn't want to be the victim of a drive-by trouting

<SpaceBass> no subway in my town, and the busstops have clear plastic so
 they're not good for hiding bodies
<SpaceBass> oops i've said too much

<kenbo> "This cadaver bag is new, never used. I would have
to be a sick freak to sell these used"

* SpaceBass tends to prematurely ejacumail

<MasteroftheUniverseMos> We can solve this case a lot easier if it wasn't for your dignity.

<eric_w> She even does sheep impersonations. How much more could you ask for?

<Martavius> 'It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's a sport.'

<SpaceBass> conversations with yourself are a sign of insanity, you know. 
conversations with your browser put you right off the scale.

<Cortana> just remember, winning an internet fight is like winning the special olympics.
  You may have won, but you're still a retard.

<Martavius> QOTD:"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."