#jmx TOOCs



Back to the TOOC page


<sinvraal> fish don't have nuts
<Martavius> you've checked, have you?
<sinvraal> yes. yes i have.

* SpaceBass checks to see if "igiveup.html" is the answer

<Jabroni> whats the inverse of inverse
<moa-Night> Whatever it is it should be green.

<SpaceWrkn> it's obviously a clue that internal organs are required to 
solve this puzzle
* SpaceWrkn rips out his colon through his belly button
<SpaceWrkn> I AM PREPARED TO WIN AT ALL COSTS

<the42guy> but the white words, deciphered some ho, say "Beware the red harring"
<Martavius> deciphered some ho?

<jamesi> yeah, it's already active
<SpaceWrkn> yea so is my ass
<Jabroni> its like blueish.. its probably just a coincidence

<the42guy> like a book suppository? oh, wait, wrong thing.........
<jamesi> hell, buddy... if you are using a suppository the size of a book?
jebus, that's something else

<SpaceBass> (fap fap fap)
<jamesi> what in the blue hell do the sounds (fap fap fap) have to do with 
looking at half-nekid ladi-- oh, never mind

<Curlay> I Don't like my imagination, I always make them big, and then 
they hurt my imaginatory me

<Curlay> part time ass?
<SpaceBass> well yea the rest of the time i'm a dick
<SpaceBass> it all works out, in the end

<konamouse> how do david and dolphins go together?
<SpaceBass> liberal application of KY?

* moa-Night wonders how many of the stages the group has had problems with were 
meant to be that hard...
<Martavius> actually, you made a couple of 'em a lot harder than they had to be :)
<SpaceWrkn> just call us "Team Viagra"

<spykid> Misha: i got it. i may be drunk but i 'm no ferret

<vraal> spit is NOT a secret sauce, jamesi

<ScarpeGrosse> only puzzle ever made me moist
<vraal> what she means is she peed her pants trying to work it

<Sin_Vraal> my head hurts or i'd be on it like whores on money

<feinstee[bbl]> hate being outsmarted by a building

<ScarpeGrosse> "This one time, at band camp, I did a puzzle like this....and then I gave up 
and made out with it instead" - SG

<ScarpeGrosse> Malta is losing its charm
<Martavius> better than Iceland
<ScarpeGrosse> only because it's warmer and doesn't have Bjork

<ScarpeGrosse> Or else I'll go back to Varin's Tampon lint
<Varin> hey that wasnt mine!
<ScarpeGrosse> I just assumed
<Varin> mine was not an implant

* jamesi|school changes topic to: JMX - More stable than Apsen, that's for damn sure...

<ScarpeGrosse> I perform best when beaten

<Bill> Is there any truth to the rumor that the Canadian Mounted Police raided JadedMedia 
looking for hints?

<dmax> if a body falls in cyberspace and no one hears it, does it use up bandwidth?

<ScarpeGrosse> unless a liver is now a rectum, we've got some issues

<jamesi> check yer mail, wacky teens
<SpaceBass> wooo
<SpaceBass> THE BEST IN GAY PORN
<SpaceBass> THANKS JAMESI

* SuperguyA1 wants to breed
* SpaceBass sidles away from SuperguyA1
* SuperguyA1 will probably try with his wife. Spacebass is safe.

* celina63 doesn't want to know about ANYONE having sex with their pants

<ScarpeGrosse> I thought about researching tampon lint, but decided against that

* jamesi is never safe when the gerbils are around

<SuperguyA1> maybe since it's canada it's stage3/experience/eh

<Sin_Vraal> There I pondered, nearly napping, when suddenly there came a tapping - as of a 
hydra gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.  'Tis some valkyrie' I muttered, rapping 
at my chamber door. Nebamun, and nothing more.
<Sin_Vraal> Ah distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December when that wordsearch
with the typo wrought its ghost upon the floor.  
<Sin_Vraal> Eagerly, I wished the morrow - vainly I had sought to borrow from the PM's - 
hints, not sorrow,... hint us, hint us we implore.  Silence there, forevermore.
<Sin_Vraal> And to still the beating of my heart I stood repeating 'tis Samantha Ball 
entreating' entrance at my bedroom door!  Tis the rare and radiant maiden whom the42guy
wanted to manhandle on the floor.  
<Sin_Vraal> And the mythos, never flitting - still is sitting - see us spitting on that 
pallid face of Jamesi as he's walking out the door....



#jmx Death Threats



<vraal> yes martavius should be shot and raped for that one, even if he didn't write it

* Case_justin999 gets a grip right before he actually strangles Mart, he's no use to us dead

* Bill gives Mart the finger

<BrandonPrice> mart, you're going to get yourself stabbed.  With a rather blunt and 
rusty object with ebola smeared all over it.

* BrandonPrice breaks out the revolver and loads one bullet.

* BrandonPrice stabs Mart.

<MosServ> DIE JAMESI
<MosServ> DIEEEE
* MosServ stabs jamesi.

<BrandonPrice> mart, I changed my mind.  You are getting a christmas present this 
year.  Don't mind the ticking.

<BrandonPrice> honestly, I think locating Sam and disposing of a body would be 
easier than solving this puzzle 

<BrandonPrice> and I really, _REALLY_ wanna kill mart
<BrandonPrice> cause then I get to kill Sam!

<MosServ> jamesi: IF THE SOLUTION IS TO REORDER IT I WILL KILL YOU AND 
EVERYONE ONE YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN


Back to the TOOC page