red42> ooh, that's kinda medically obscene
red42> I don't like touching this optical cable any more

* red42 looks for Christina Aguilera on ebay

red42> "I remember when I got kicked out of the zoo for 
  throwing poop back at the monkeys."

red42> "baby, you're so fine I'd drink your bathwater"

red42> "Dude, she pucked me on the air hockey table!"

red42> she started singing on the shuttle van... I think 
  my yelling "STOP IT YOU'RE SCARING ME!" jolted a few 
  people awake

* red42-not-heah removes all punctuation from USA Today 
  headline
red42-not-heah> "Bush Time Is Running Out" (!)

* red42 was outside his head all day
Martavius> red was outside giving head all day?
EyeR81> red = man whore.
EyeR81> you heard it here first.
Martavius> hmm...musta misread it ;)
ceruleangalactus> but, you ARE a man whore
red42> am not
EyeR81> are too
* EyeR81 has a cancelled check right here as proof.
EyeR81> under memo: red42 manwhore services
Cortana> "services rendered"?

red42> having the kids knowing you keep candy in your pants is 
  bad

* red42 has overcome his lack of memory

red42> knights do NOT wear lunch meat

red42> the official answer was "Hmm, maybe it wasn't such a 
  good idea."

red42> I don't wax clowns, it's against my religion

red42> ewwe, no way I'm tasting grimace... yer nasty
red42> "yew fry guys shure got purty mouths fer city boys"

red42> I can't stand that whole "take me shoppin'" thing some 
  girls get into...
red42> I went on a date with one girl who did that... I dropped 
  her off at Wal-Mart