<SpaceBass> script-kiddie wannabe
<SpaceBass> that's like assistant crackwhore

<Ozy_y2k> so how are all the rest of your personal lives?  Tell me about stuff you 
do while offline!  (Drinking excessively and making out with bmm does NOT count, rhaps.)

<imbri> man, i'm so frustrated!
<Gupfee> buy a vibrator

<Diandra> they should rename it Fun, Unsolveable, Cursing, Krap so I have 
something else to mutter

* SpaceBass sets up a contest so he can get diandra's phone number too

<Leftbrained> "What do you do when your boss catches you replacing the printer 
ink with strawberry soda? - Page 871" IT'S IN THE BOOK

<Martavius> eww...wyvern pr0n

<catherwood> only Steven Spielberg could put a warm family spin on alien anal probes

<SpaceWrkn> ahem yes and i'm still sore thank you
<Ozy_y2k> next time, dude.....bring the sheep AND the vaseline.

<fireball> oooh, an anasthesiologist....gotta be careful asking her to sleep with you.
<fireball> (bet she NEVER gets that line.)

<rhapsaria> damn ethics.  always getting in the way of an otherwise good idea

* jamesi is about as successful as a kidney thief in a spleen factory

* Diandra sucks space's stick

* firebazz didn't want to know about Grey's hands being pooped.

<jamesi> space ain't gonna get near my tail unless we end up in prison 
somewhere together

<celina63> I know, it's just too easy to say something about "French" and "Oral"

<Tien_Le> this thing is so darn big, I'm having trouble seeing anything on it

<wb> welcome to the cult. Check your guns at the door, we'll add them to the armory

<Diandra> i find whomever's ass is in the credits appealing

<jamesi|school> i once drank some chilled hamburger grease thinking it was milk

<Diandra> fb, i would be honoured to pee in your toilet

<Gupfee> you know you're married to a geek when you are sending IMs and you're 
both in the same house 

* jamesi is growing a little tired of the anti-sheep sentiment

* Diandra is locked and loaded
<Diandra> which translates to "my doors are locked and I'm loaded"

<ScarpeGrosse> everytime i log in here I have to pee

<fireball> don't talk to me about sucking...or choking.

* Gupfzz is glad that spaztik doesn't feel fireball anywhere, that sounds like 
it would hurt

* vpisteve doesn't mind cloning, just as long as mimes are banned

<fireball|frenzy> need ice, oil, and eggs
<fireball|frenzy> (yes, it's that kind of party)

<wb> add a few antacids and you'll be self-propelled getting home.

<vpisteve> pull it out at parties and watch people say, "geez. this tastes like piss"

<spaztik> dick broadcasting?  Teach me to go away for a minute.
<vpisteve> they usually hang out down by Treasure Island

<MosServ> Not another "look, I can camp a guy's spawn for 3 hours."

<jamesi|school> gosh darn, feel that love! :)
<Tien_Le> ooo, it's soft and fuzzy

<Liqidcrack> i don't wanna know about ferret stuffing...

<StinkoManK_20x6> Canadian Pie.  It's like American Pie, but with no band camp.

<jamesi> why do people always bring up chafing when i'm around?

<fireball> that's definitely not as much fun as screwing on a step.

* imbri blows mos a kiss
* jamesi is glad that 'a kiss' was in that sentence