<dylan> only time you have to spit is if it is too salty

<LazarusLong> hmmm - silicone vs. silicon, raffling off scrappy, flying purple penises, 
looks like a typical evening here in #uf

* BillT asks scrappy not to talk with her mouth full
<dylan> scrappy doesn't have a full mouth
<ScrappyDoo> yeah, dylan's not that big.  poor dylan

<ScrappyDoo> i'm sitting next to a bunch of girls
<ScrappyDoo> flashing would not be favorable

<dylan> I cannot foresee any circumstance when a moist old man would be appreciated.

* Martavius wonders if adding silicone chips to his comp would make the graphics bouncier

* Ozy_y2k does a recitation of "The Charge Of The Light Brigade" in Serbo-Croatian while 
standing in demi-plie formation wearing Bjork's swan dress from the Oscars, while flapping 
his arms like a duck.

<imbri> Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin' but boobies. Who needs em?
<imbri> i have 44 of em

<SarKenobi> no LC, no shoving of object that contains juice.

<Liqidcrack> move alone. nothing to see here.
<ScrappyDoo> move "alone"?
<LazarusLong> it that another typo?
<ScrappyDoo> or am i to squirm by myself?

<dmax> if you eat it, they will come

<konamouse> he was standing in the kitchen sans pants.
<konamouse> shaving.
<cabal> um no pants . .  what was he shaving?

<Addlepated> Drop and give me 20.
* LazarusLong drops his pants and hands Addlepated a twenty dollar bill

<cem> hokey dokey...have to pick up boys at scouts

<ScrappyStudying> why do i feel like i've been plunged into someone's wet dream?

<Addlepated> Just because you have a friend that requires batteries doesn't mean you're 
not a virgin.

* ScrappyDoo sets her rack on the table
<SarKenobi> what scrappy, no bra?
* Bill is suddenly hungry for jello

<dylan> my ass does not brew

* William wakes to hear Dylan talking dirty

<ScrappyDoo> it was either ^5 the cleavage, or do a cleavage to cleavage ^5, and i just 
don't know you well enough to whack my boobs against yours

<SarKenobi> if a tiger is attacking me, I would not whip out my mic and start beating him off 
with it
<Addlepated> I hope he turned off the mike first
<Addlepated> that would be loud

<SarKenobi> and besides, I never own the dildo.

<William> beat until soft

<Addlepated> Hub and I had a pole mishap and now my toes hurt.

<Bill> if he didn't play with them so much, they'd stay up longer

<Addlepated> I am not going to fondle a dead brown recluse

<dylan> well Grey is a proper webmaster ;)
<dylan> he even has the whips and cuffs to prove it!

<William> scrappy is a fountain?
<dylan> yep, wet and spurty

<Magesteff> Scrappy, you missed it, I was playing with myself today!

<Magesteff> haul it out and lets take a look at it Dylan
<dylan> *cough*
<Magesteff> Tell her how big it is Fireball